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My name's Dana and I like all genres of music but I like rock, country, and metal. the most. My favorite bands are My Chemical Romance, Marianas Trench, For All Those Sleeping, Goo Goo Dolls, Hollywood Undead, and Follow You Home. I anime Dominic Monaghan, Ezra Miller, and BryanStars.
- You: hi
- Stranger: hey
- You: wanna cyber
- Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You: ya
- Stranger: And okay then, you start?
- You: i come into ur bedroom
- You: and ur sleeping
- You: and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger: I'm still asleep
- You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You: and u wake up and smile
- Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You: cutting off your penis
- Stranger: wait
- You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger: Then what...?
- You: I HATE YOU
- Stranger: I didn't cheat
- You: you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You: nobody ever knows what happened
- You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You: the end
- Stranger: I have a mercedes?
- You: not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Gerard’s new header
THIS MEANS HE’S BEEN WATCHING OLD MCR INTERVIEWS WHOLEY SHIT
OMG WAIT BUT THAT MEANS THAT THE SNOWMEN CLARA KNEW THE DOCTOR
SHE KNEW THE TARDIS WOULD BE BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, SO SHE SAID
JUST FOR FUNSIES TO MESS WITH THE DOCTOR
Behold the sketch now in full-on colour. I no longer give any fucks. Goodnight.
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
